Because no matter if your candidate wins or loses you’ll want to either drown your sorrows or celebrate your victory in a bottle of booze!
Step 1: Buy any sort of alcohol. (As long as you are 21 and over).
Step 2: Invite friends over to watch the election results unfold on TV. Make sure seating arrangements are divided into two sides -- the people who voted for Romney and those who voted for Obama.
Step 3: Everyone drinks (one swig) when one of these terms is mentioned by a reporter or pundit:
Big Bird
Binder
Ohio (no other state really matters)
Ohio (Republicans can’t win without it)
Ohio
Iowa
Latino vote
Youth vote
Joe Biden
Romnesia
Obamacare
Religious right
Liberal media
Israel
P90X
George W. Bush (two swig bonus)
Bailout
Wind energy
Wall Street
47 Percent
Step 4: Every time one candidate wins a state the supporters of the other political party must drink (one swig).
Step 5: When the winner for president is finally announced, everyone in the room should participate in a group hug. Red, blue or white, it's important that you all remain friends.
Step 6: Whosoever candidate loses has to clean up the party mess!