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Monday, November 5, 2012
Election Night 2012 Drinking Game

Because no matter if your candidate wins or loses you’ll want to either drown your sorrows or celebrate your victory in a bottle of booze!

Step 1: Buy any sort of alcohol. (As long as you are 21 and over).

Step 2: Invite friends over to watch the election results unfold on TV. Make sure seating arrangements are divided into two sides -- the people who voted for Romney and those who voted for Obama.

Step 3: Everyone drinks (one swig) when one of these terms is mentioned by a reporter or pundit:

Big Bird

Binder

Ohio (no other state really matters)

Ohio (Republicans can’t win without it)

Ohio

Iowa

Latino vote

Youth vote

Joe Biden

Romnesia

Obamacare

Religious right

Liberal media

Israel

P90X

George W. Bush (two swig bonus)

Bailout

Wind energy

Wall Street

47 Percent

Step 4: Every time one candidate wins a state the supporters of the other political party must drink (one swig).

Step 5: When the winner for president is finally announced, everyone in the room should participate in a group hug. Red, blue or white, it's important that you all remain friends.

Step 6: Whosoever candidate loses has to clean up the party mess!

 

h/t Sioux City Journal

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